Jun 11, 2014

HALAL CERTIFIED PROSTITUTION BAR IN AMSTERDAM

The beautiful city of Amsterdam is famous for many good things. I envy the spirit of libertarianism with which this city in particular and the Netherland/Holland in general has reached out to the world. When I was in Schiphol airport enroute to Montreal, I felt the wind of optimism and the spirit of freedom soothing the entire ambiance of the place. I love that place.

Unfortunately in recent times this unfettered freedom has given rise to thoughtless anti-Islamic rhetoric deliberately attempted at provoking Muslims for being different from the general population of Holland in respect of their culture and social moorings. Such differences have been taken as threats to Western values. But during my travel across Europe I did not see any such ill-feeling expressed by the friendly people of Holland. In fact I saw the flourishing community of ex-Dutch Batavian (meaning the Indonesians) doing well in the country, despite the openness of the society.

As per the recent announcement in a French article (as attached here), the following is the google translation of the article, wherein it has mentioned that now some pervert in Amsterdam has planned to open a Halal certified Prostitution Bar and that he has obtained the permission to do so from three equally perverted, open and modernist imams. It claims that this bar is established because "there are Muslims who want to go to whores, and they could not do so without violating their religion". The bar also follow some ethical code:

·   Prostitutes have a total ban on drugs or alcohol and are tested every 2 months.
·   They must make their five daily prayers, even if some of them should be performed during a service.
·   Prohibition of swallowing during oral sex.

These are done as such so that "all Muslims wishing to indulge can do so without entering the haram". 

Certainly this will anger the Muslims. But it is not the first time such perversions are committed. In a land of perversion this is not a surprise. But my concern is such perversions are couched in the name of openness, modern and being liberal. These terms in their origin are positive except when they are tied to such perversions. That is why many Muslims consider these as related terms equally condemnable. 

Earlier they have desecrated the holy city of Islam Makkah by naming the snooker bar as Mecca and now they are using the word Halal. This is in the list of many Muslim and Islamic sounding names and terms that are deliberately used to insult the Muslim sentiments. My suggestions to fellow brothers is that not to get provoked by such idiocy of few European terrorists who commit such deliberate acts under the name fascists, nazis and their attendant racists. They are fighting a losing battle to keep their faith in their religion, as many of them have either become atheist or follow other religions including Islam. The fact that these criminals are targeting Muslims is sufficient to prove that they are worried about the spreading of Islam among the educated population. No Muslim will frequent such perverted place. The blessed Prophet is reported to have said: المؤمن لا يزني وهو  مؤمن [a believer will not commit adultery when he is a believer]. If anyone visits such place than he has indeed lost his iman. May Allah protect us from sins.

READ: AMSTERDAM CRUSADE



After wine and sparkling halal and the first tests on pigs GMO halal, halal marketing around continues to innovate to meet market increasingly applicant. In fact, nearly 25 % of the world population today is Muslim and the city of Amsterdam could not continue to happen in this market.

Beginning in June 2014 opened the first bar certified halal prostitutes!
By the name of "Crescent hot" (in French in the text), this bar will offer its customers a world exclusive engaging prostitutes only responding to a very precise specifications, as explained Jonathan Swik, manager of the future establishment and former manager of a hotel in Gembloux whoreComme everyone, there are Muslims who want to go to whores, and they could not do so without violating their religion. Today, thanks to the warm Croissant, all Muslims wishing to indulge can do so without entering the haram.
Our criteria to certify halal hostesses were developed in partnership with 3 open imams and modernists, for example:

·   Prostitutes have a total ban on drugs or alcohol and are tested every 2 months.
·   They must make their five daily prayers, even if some of them should be performed during a service.
·   Prohibition of swallowing during oral sex.

The following specifications will be available on the website Hot Croissant at the end of May. Halal prostitutes will obviously be much better paid than their haram counterparts. The cost benefits are also of course 30-50 % more expensive than a conventional delivery but will preserve the user of any deviation religion says Jonathan Swik. Hot Croissant open June 12 to 18 , Dollebegijnsteeg, Amsterdam.

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